![]() ![]() It felt pretty disgusting when the cold vinegar started running down my leg, but believe me it was about a thousand times better than having to EAT it. I always beat Grandpa, mostly because the jokes don’t make any sense to me. I always beat Rodrick, too, but that’s because Rodrick loses on purpose. Last year, Rodrick’s science project was called “Does Watching Violent Movies Make People Think Violent Thoughts?”Īll I can say is, if Mom and Dad were trying to teach me a lesson for covering for Rodrick, well, mission accomplished. One night, Rodrick accidentally left one of his horror movies in the DVD player, and when Manny went to turn on cartoons the next day, he got Rodrick’s movie instead.Īnd the night before the Science Fair, Rodrick didn’t have anything to show for himself. I came across a couple of Manny’s drawings after that, and some of them were enough to give me nightmares. Rodrick was watching a show about astronauts, and what happens to them after they’ve been up in space for a long time. Rodrick told Mom and Dad he was going to do his science experiment on the effect of “zero gravity” on the human spine. 3) I showed Rowley the script, but he wasn’t too enthusiastic about the idea.īut I admit the REAL reason I wrote it was to give myself an excuse to talk to Holly Hills, who is Heather Hills’s sister and the most popular girl in my grade.Īnd from the way Rodrick was talking it up, you’d think the results of his experiment were gonna benefit mankind. 2) His mom said she was excited to see Fregley with a “playmate,” which was a term I was not too enthusiastic about. 2) You’d think Rowley would be grateful that I was gonna make him a big star.ġ) Rowley was so enthusiastic about it that I tried my best to act like I was happy anyway. 2) But if Rodrick’s band really thinks they can win this Talent Show, they better get serious and play some actual music.ġ) And believe me, I’m grateful for THAT. 2) Every single time I’ve had a sleepover, Manny has ruined it.ġ) Rodrick’s ALL fired up about the Talent Show. He needed to go to the bathroom every five minutes, and whenever he’d come back downstairs, he’d kick a pillow across the room.ġ) ” I have to give Mom credit for figuring out that loophole, but it totally ruined the rest of the game for me. It might have been funny the first couple of times, but then it really started getting on my nerves. 2) So the next time Rowley went upstairs to use the bathroom, I played a prank on him. I think Mom’s sensitive about Rowley getting injured in our house after the tinfoil ball incident, so she drove him right home.ġ) It’s not like I’m known for being real funny at school or anything, but if I can pull off one big prank right before voting, that could do it. So I came up with an idea to keep him from snitching. I started tugging at Mom’s sleeve to let her know this was a TERRIBLE idea, but of course she just ignored me. 2) That means the cartoonist job is open again, and maybe I have a shot.īut Scotty said it was his magic set, and he started throwing a big tantrum. We were the ONLY ones who didn’t make the cut, and that actually is kind of embarrassing.ġ) Wednesday Today at school they announced there’s an opening for the cartoonist job in the school paper. Some of the acts that got in were a lot lamer than our magic act. ” Rodrick’s band made it in, too, and he’s acting like that’s some huge accomplishment. In fact, he actually got his Science Fair project done a day EARLY so he could squeeze in some extra band practices before the big night. He said that Rodrick didn’t use the “scientific method” with a hypothesis and a conclusion and all that. I don’t think Dad approved of Larry Larkin and all his piercings.ġ) The thing that REALLY stinks is that I caught heat from Mom when she saw my drawings, because she said they were “disturbing.” 2) Well, this really stinks for me, because I had decided to do my Science Fair project on “zero gravity,” too. 2015年4月28日 2015年4月28日 By prince No commentsĪnother problem with combining the schools was that there were too many acts, and the show went on FOREVER.
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